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Turism&Travel : McDonald's is selling the Quarter Ouncer and The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates

Sunday 25 September 2011

The recession has hit everybody really hard.
. -My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. -CEO's are now playing miniature golf. -Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. -I saw a Mormon with only one wife. -If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. -McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. -Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America . -Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. -My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! -A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico . -A picture is now only worth 200 words. -When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. -The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

And, finally.... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center overseas , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck. --

Source: Elizabeth Lang, eTN Munich
Autor: eTurboNews
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